[The hum is a dubious one. That sounds unsanitary. You'd need to be washed thoroughly before putting food on you. And even then, he'd seen that at some of the parties this place has and it just looks uncomfortable for the ones being eaten off of. Of course, if it were Chris and Jon eating off of him... Prestidigitation could do a lot to make something clean.
But what on earth would Chris be getting out of that? Someone chewing over you can't be sexy. Can it? God, people are weird sometimes.
Jon lifts his free hand to squeeze and rub the back of Chris' calf. Perhaps not the most erotic place, but there was only so much he could reach without being seen under a desk. He's engaged enough that he doesn't hear the door open as another person steps into the building. This one, Chris will recognize as the owner of All Stitched Up, Ms. Darla Rosewood, the corsetiere on the second floor.]
Ah, Chris, isn't it? I'm going to be having a client come in around one today. Are you going to be on duty?
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[The hum is a dubious one. That sounds unsanitary. You'd need to be washed thoroughly before putting food on you. And even then, he'd seen that at some of the parties this place has and it just looks uncomfortable for the ones being eaten off of. Of course, if it were Chris and Jon eating off of him... Prestidigitation could do a lot to make something clean.
But what on earth would Chris be getting out of that? Someone chewing over you can't be sexy. Can it? God, people are weird sometimes.
Jon lifts his free hand to squeeze and rub the back of Chris' calf. Perhaps not the most erotic place, but there was only so much he could reach without being seen under a desk. He's engaged enough that he doesn't hear the door open as another person steps into the building. This one, Chris will recognize as the owner of All Stitched Up, Ms. Darla Rosewood, the corsetiere on the second floor.]
Ah, Chris, isn't it? I'm going to be having a client come in around one today. Are you going to be on duty?