[Included in the big box left on the porch where he lives with Jon are presents for Jon, Chris, Duke, and the Captain. Chris' presents are all wrapped separately like everything else. She got a kick out of it. Inside them are:
A jar of calendula cream labeled, "For those who don't like magic."
A book of filthy jokes.
A gift card to a clothing store that carries mostly black, dramatic things.
A small jar of curl cream with a pleasant unisex scent labeled, "Just a little dab rubbed between your palms and smoothed in. You. Will. Love. It."]
So I'm doing this thing called Christmas this year.
~Delivery
A jar of calendula cream labeled, "For those who don't like magic."
A book of filthy jokes.
A gift card to a clothing store that carries mostly black, dramatic things.
A small jar of curl cream with a pleasant unisex scent labeled, "Just a little dab rubbed between your palms and smoothed in. You. Will. Love. It."]
So I'm doing this thing called Christmas this year.
FUN!
Love, the Christmas Elf