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[assassin_daddy]

Smart man.

Anything you make? Just something simple. With vegetables in it. Vegetables in winyer is never going to get old.

75.

[chrisisofaith]

You've got it, I've just the thought for a turn in the weather and some honeyed almond cakes.

Oh
I see
Well, I thought you still looked sexy as fuck at 40-something, little did I know you were looking that good as a venerated elder. You must be the finest of wines indeed.

[assassin_daddy]

I knew you'd have some inspiration.

I'm not sure I'd go as far as to say I'm as bad as fermented fruit, but thank you. I appreciate the flattery, whippersnapper.

[chrisisofaith]

Jacob Frye are you a wine hater?

What about Brandy?

[assassin_daddy]

I dont hate it. I just don't want to drink it.

Brandy is just fermented wine love. Its like grapes that have gone off twice over.

[chrisisofaith]

I don’t know how I’m ever gonna kiss your mouth again after this

[assassin_daddy]

You can rememeber how much I love you, and thus forgive me all my many sins.

[chrisisofaith]

[He pauses a second and reads that over an embarrassing amount of times.]

I suppose I can be swayed by sweet words now and again

I love you too

I don’t think it’s actually been said since you came back, but if you’re ready to hear it, I’ll tell you till you’re sick of it

[assassin_daddy]

I don't think that number of times exists, but rather than you ruining your voice, you can just come and spend some time woth me. I know there's a limit, I know youre busy. But I think it would do us some good.

[chrisisofaith]

My time is yours

Let me square away with a few things and I’ll be over within the hour. Keep you company through whatever you’re up to

[assassin_daddy]

Oh you lucky thing, you can come help me move furniture.

[chrisisofaith]

With your aged back? Oh I should think so

[assassin_daddy]

Cheeky sod

[chrisisofaith]

You bring out the best in me

[assassin_daddy]

All of you is the best. You display different facets of it.

[chrisisofaith]

Now don't get sappy while I'm trying to be a smart ass
Besides, you know that's not true.

[assassin_daddy]

I'm not being sappy, I'm telling you that you need to appreciate yourself from my point of view.

Which entails standing in front of a mirror, covering your left eye and then saying something like "what a beautiful arse you have blondie"

[chrisisofaith]

I could probably even do your accent pretty well
I know I have a nice ass, I'll take that compliment.

Maybe I'll find something special to wear over to our little party. Even if you're not inclined to touch, could give you plenty to look at.

[assassin_daddy]

Much better than I could do yours, I'm sure.

I'm sure whatever you want to wear will look beautiful. And besides I think... I think I've adjusted. To being here. We'll see how the night goes.

[chrisisofaith]

You're under no obligation, love, I’ll take however much intimacy you’re comfortable giving if that’s little or all.

I promise I’ll want you even beyond the day death finally sticks and my soul’s moved on to its new purpose. It won’t forget they feel of yours wrapped around it.

[assassin_daddy]

No talk like that alright? No one is shuffling off this mortal plain any time soon.

[chrisisofaith]

Sorry, death cleric. It's always a little on my mind.

But no, they're not. Not if I've any say.

[He would set everything on fire around him, reduce the nearby populace to withered husks, before he saw Jacob's life leave him again. He should talk to him about that...but not in the same proverbial breath as talk of birthday celebrations. It could wait.]

I'll see you in a bit? We can go for some black ice cream, whatever flavor that is.

[assassin_daddy]

Assassin, it's always a little on mine.

But I don't want to think of yours, mine, or anyone else's that I care about. I've had my fill of it.

Black ice cream? Sure. And you can explain to me why the world needed black ice cream.