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[lustandfound]

YOU'VE BEEN BLASTED BY THE


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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!

Re: text; un: artemistake

[lustandfound]

oh no I messed it up!!

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[lustandfound]

how did he do this...

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[lustandfound]

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AHA!

[chrisisofaith]

[.....what?
Wait
Oh]

How long did it take you to type that up?

[lustandfound]

stop judging me omg ;u;

[chrisisofaith]

but i take pleasure in imagining how red it makes you

[lustandfound]

[ he is, in fact, very red. at least Christ can't see it! ]

CHRIS/////////

[chrisisofaith]

[Theres a delay on Chris’ end before he responds]

oh and now you’re sending solicitations to my boyfriend?
my, we are getting bold, aren’t we?

[lustandfound]

[ panik.jpg ]

WHAT R U TALKING ABT

[chrisisofaith]

one adalwolfe hawke, darling
I hear you’re making eyes
I don’t blame you

[lustandfound]

[ there's a long, telling pause. what chris can't see or hear but can probably imagine is the shrieking artemis is doing in the privacy of his room. ]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
i mean
he is ver 👌👌👌
if u dont mind me sayin
but i swear i didnt mean anything by it
and also hes prob not into me
BUT IT WAS AN ACCIDENTTTT

[chrisisofaith]

oh I doubt that
But don’t panic, I’ve hardly got any leash over my boyfriends and their attentions, jealousy isn’t my nature.

i am amused, however
you’re half his age
not that I’m one to speak considering my history
Those older men are good at turning our heads, aren’t they?

[lustandfound]

older men are sexy
experienced men are extra sexy
...
chris do i have a competence kink??????

[chrisisofaith]

well there is a saying about opposites and attraction

[lustandfound]

i see what u did there
but ur not wrong
so ill allow it